Yeah, I can honestly say, without "living in a lie" that I find that a hell of a lot sexxxier than I find Samuel Buntz. Because the latter would be super weird and make him seem like he was incredibly insecure.
And, not coincidentally, like the kind of dude who wears Axe body spray. You know, either that or we don't define "manhood" as being stampeded by bikini models gone feral over the scent of trashy body spray. And you know what? Maybe we did murder your Axe Body Spray. But if so, I cannot say I'm sorry.
We did you a favor. And now it is time for your open thread! And also time to tip us, maybe? Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. However, the douchebag will put about as much effort into a relationship as someone with a few dirty magazines and a jar of Vaseline.
Like many men that don't amount to much, douchebags attain funding from trust funds, tuition loans, relatively rich parental figures, and government assistance intended for the needy.
These funds usually dry out in their mid-twenties as they hopefully realize that they'll eventually have to find their own source of income, which is usually a combination of stocking shelves at WalMart and welfare. Because they have little ambition outside of having sex, they seldom possess an education or technical skillset. Thus, they'll never have the kind of income as the nerds they picked on in high-school, an institution from which they have likely not graduated.
Manly Wiki Explore. I also needed to smell it for myself. When I swung by the pharmacy to pick up my birth control, there they were : bottles of Axe deodorant, lined up like little soldiers ready to head into battle.
I reached out and grabbed a stick of Phoenix, and checked to see if anyone was looking. I unscrewed the cap and deeply inhaled. It smelled the same way it did in high school: full of fire, intrigue and, perhaps, a little magic. Paris Hilton and Carter Reum got married on Thursday. Hilton wore a custom Oscar de la Renta dress with sheer lace and a high neckline.
A former NBA player has issued an apology after his daughter was seen at a youth basketball game in Orange County throwing a vicious sucker punch that left another girl with a concussion. Social media is in a frenzy over the dress Kendall Jenner chose to wear to her friend's wedding. Scottie Pippen: "I didn't realize how much Hakeem Olajuwon had diminished in the game.
Valerie Loureda was ecstatic to get back into the win column — and danced in celebration to show it. Kesha ditched her clothes on Thursday as she communed with nature while on vacation in Hawaii. It has the makings of a Hollywood thriller: A determined dad rescues his teenage daughter from an alleged Seattle sex trafficking ring and then takes brutal. Sajad 'Iranian Hulk' Gharibi's training is either misguided, innovative or impressive; we're just not sure which.
For a hack that seems relatively simple, this little eyeliner trick has gone viral. Buffett is betting big on his favorite company. It might be time to follow suit. Find out how many millions he's earning now. It also might help that grown men don't quite douse themselves in it. But if maturity, fading teen memories and more responsible application can't change our conception of Axe today, the new ad campaign is making an effort. They're saying it doesn't matter what you have as long as you own what you have, as long as it's you, and you accept it and you love it, that's what really makes you amazing.
That opportunity has always been in the spirit of Axe. When Slate writer and mother Dahlia Lithwick tried it herself, she wrote, "I smelled the way an adolescent male smells when he feels that everything good in the universe is about to be delivered to him, possibly by girls in angel wings. I had never smelled this entitled in my life. I loved it. I wanted more.
I also needed to smell it for myself.
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